Moist Meter | Black Widow

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Black Widow (2021 Action / Adventure Movie), starring Scarlett Johansson, Florence Pugh and directed by Cate Shortland as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

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  1. Dayana :{

    Dayana :{

    Dag siden

    Even though it was called Black Widow, I feel like the purpose was more to set up a new avenger than anything, and that's why they released it after endgame.. Throughout the movie, Yelena was sticking out to me as a black widow copy they could use for the mcu going forward and that end credits scene sort of nailed it in the head for me.

  2. MajorMoose

    MajorMoose

    Dag siden

    the most generic marvel movie

  3. JellyAntz

    JellyAntz

    Dag siden

    The plot is just a metaphor for “the patriarchy” and “whamen oppression.” And they took “men are pigs” too literally, but the action scenes are pretty raw and epic ig *sigh*

  4. big flipji

    big flipji

    2 dager siden

    Everything Marvel ever put out is like the epitome of generic mainstream boredom. It's so goddamn boring that the only redeeming quality is to actually embrace the boredom and just look at all the trivial, non-absolute bullshit panning out in front of you while chugging down beer. Nothing these characters do has any fucking consequences. I bet my ass that they're gonna bring back iron man. Either in an alternative timeline, or as a prequel, or whatever, but his death was just as trivial as anything else happening in the MCU.

  5. spark9of9creation

    spark9of9creation

    2 dager siden

    Spoiler. Especially when the blonde girl gives black widow her jacket at the end of the film, but like she hasn't had that jacket at all in any of the other marvel films

  6. Thomas Cross

    Thomas Cross

    2 dager siden

    Supermilf could have been better. It is a solid "meh" out of 10

  7. A W

    A W

    2 dager siden

    Ima be honest, that intro credit scene got me

  8. Big Diggy Lil Dougy

    Big Diggy Lil Dougy

    2 dager siden

    Is the voice at the start Cr1tikal?

  9. The True Raven

    The True Raven

    3 dager siden

    YOOO IS THAT A MF STINKLER REFERENCE

  10. Nick L

    Nick L

    3 dager siden

    It's actually one of my favorite marvel movies lol. Thought it was a better female centered movie than captain marvel tbh

  11. R4Z0R84

    R4Z0R84

    3 dager siden

    Did you see the massive hit one of the actors took during the fight room of all the women and black widow, I swear one of them hit their head hard on the floor and I'm so suprised they left it in. The parachute scene was pretty bloody stupid, if you have falling debris above you why would you pop your shoot so soon lol. And letting hydra continue at the end is just dumb.

  12. Kurikara99

    Kurikara99

    3 dager siden

    I first Marvel in a long time

  13. Hms Sheffield

    Hms Sheffield

    3 dager siden

    For me it was mmmh skintight suit

  14. Bimble

    Bimble

    4 dager siden

    The only thing that this movie contributes to the MCU is hinting what the Hawkeye series will be about, because of the after credits end scene

  15. Gabriel Ganzaga

    Gabriel Ganzaga

    4 dager siden

    I was wondering who tf task master was throughout the whole movie Ngl

  16. Asmaa Haji

    Asmaa Haji

    4 dager siden

    The most memorable part of this movie was that we were the only people in the cinema room

  17. Evan Willhoff

    Evan Willhoff

    4 dager siden

    Natasha had the ultimate plot armor so they could do super outlandish shit like the Red Room freefall

  18. twayne wade

    twayne wade

    4 dager siden

    The sister is gonna go after Hawkeye tho

  19. Oliver Meloche

    Oliver Meloche

    5 dager siden

    this movie should of come out right after Infinity war around the same time as Ant-man and the Wasp, would of really made Black Widows role as taking over the "avengers" in Endgame make more sense and as stated brought more impact to her kind of random death. The end credits scene could of been her sister turning to dust.

  20. Tyler Watson

    Tyler Watson

    5 dager siden

    Spoilers ahead: the scene at the very end where Yelena is approached by the lady from Falcon and the Winter Soldier is supposed to set up the events of Hawkeye

  21. Jackson Williams

    Jackson Williams

    6 dager siden

    My biggest problem with this movie purely comes from the fact that there are some incredible ideas that could have been explored if they had slowed down at those points.

  22. Peter Breton

    Peter Breton

    6 dager siden

    It was definitely enjoyable but a lot of wasted potential. Taskmaster went to waste. Big boss Russian dude at the end was generic and boring as hell. As everyone else is saying, it should have come out much earlier.

  23. Withered DayZz

    Withered DayZz

    6 dager siden

    Task Master was incredibly underused in this movie

  24. Garf Magillicudy

    Garf Magillicudy

    6 dager siden

    They messed up on task master so incredibly bad

  25. Eric J Blevins

    Eric J Blevins

    6 dager siden

    I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. It should’ve come out before Infinity war or Endgame though. It would’ve added more weight and depth to literally every decision Black Widow made and everything she did.

  26. YummyCore

    YummyCore

    6 dager siden

    i fell asleep watching this with 20 mins left and then continued in the afternoon and fell asleep again

  27. matt luney

    matt luney

    6 dager siden

    Watching this 5 days after seeing the movie, literally had to struggle to remember the smelly boss scene charles brings up lol I’m probably going to forget everything that wasnt red guardian/ yelena in a week

  28. Jacob Mcneight

    Jacob Mcneight

    6 dager siden

    Epic me and my girlfriend wanna see a movie and she ain't see no marvel

  29. Steve Luna

    Steve Luna

    6 dager siden

    I'll be honest this is a pretty underwhelming movie, it could've been more interesting if it was released when black widow was alive.

  30. Constantfawn 962

    Constantfawn 962

    6 dager siden

    I don't have any evidence for this but I heard rumors of a red guardian solo movie.

  31. -Pimperson -

    -Pimperson -

    6 dager siden

    just came back from the cinema, and yeah i agree with most of the stuff charlie said. It is the definition of a nothing movie

  32. Youngjusticeispeak

    Youngjusticeispeak

    6 dager siden

    Yelena carried

  33. Xavier goodwin

    Xavier goodwin

    6 dager siden

    i gotta say, the lameness of the marvel villains only hit me with this movie. taskmaster and [spoiler] are just so generic and lame they honestly barely add anything to the mcu mythos

  34. Joe So Q

    Joe So Q

    6 dager siden

    dominic toretto wouldve loved this movie.

  35. MOST RANDOM STUFF

    MOST RANDOM STUFF

    7 dager siden

    The movie would've been way better if they actually went further into the widow training and how she defected to shield, instead of showing a montage, but oh well.

  36. SupremeGuardian

    SupremeGuardian

    7 dager siden

    "Black widow isn't a superhuman" who's gonna tell him?

  37. MistaSloth29

    MistaSloth29

    7 dager siden

    Yea but how the fuck did yelena survive when she blew up the plane or when Natasha fell like 100 feet off a chimney then stood right up or when she survived that rocket hitting her car

  38. Aidan_Toole_05

    Aidan_Toole_05

    7 dager siden

    Guess I’m the only one that thought this movie was fantastic then

    • Pétros Antares

      Pétros Antares

      6 dager siden

      I had so much fun watching this movie, you have no idea.

  39. Accelgortus S

    Accelgortus S

    7 dager siden

    Did he really just not wait for the after credit scene?

  40. Landon Ciezki

    Landon Ciezki

    8 dager siden

    I think you were right on the nail with this except that I think Yelena will play a large part in the future of the MCU especially with the Hawkeye show and a possible thunderbolts movie or series

  41. Assassins A1

    Assassins A1

    8 dager siden

    I found this movie to be extremely woke and they ruined Taskmaster. Every male character doesn't do anything useful, and the only main characters are kickass women, which would be fine with me if they didn't make it so obvious. In my opinion, it gets 30%, but only because of Black Widow's sister. She was my favorite part of this movie.

  42. FosterThanYou

    FosterThanYou

    8 dager siden

    If there's one thing I took from this movie, it's that Florence Pugh is an amazing actress (the sister).

  43. Mikael Yngvason

    Mikael Yngvason

    8 dager siden

    To be honest, it felt like it was just a setup for Yelena in the MCU

  44. dragonlight 1001

    dragonlight 1001

    9 dager siden

    Ok it was not a good movie but at least it’s not snake eyes

  45. Baron Azazel

    Baron Azazel

    9 dager siden

    ngl I enjoyed the movie so much it's one of my favorite marvel movies

  46. Scrafx

    Scrafx

    9 dager siden

    I had two problems with this movie: 1. Reference heavy. Look, I get it’s a Marvel movie and BW is in the Avengers. But I don’t need an Avengers or Captain America reference every 15 minutes. The gas station scene and the prison scene was fine. Should’ve kept it at that. 2. Release date. This movie would’ve been much better if it had come out after CACW. Not to mention all the references wouldn’t have felt as out of place. However, I think this movie could’ve also came out after Endgame instead of SMFFH. They could’ve really connected the two movies, even making Black Widow seem like a flash back from Yelena’s perspective. Then the post credit scene could be in the actual movie and it would really fit. This felt like it would’ve been better off as Yelena’s story rather than so focused on Natasha. But I will admit, BW was quite an enjoyable watch and I don’t have much to complain about. I’d personally give it an 80%.

  47. taz200032

    taz200032

    9 dager siden

    I thought the movie wasnt bad. The only problem i really had was how indestructible they were. Like literally getting their bodies MANGLED but just walking away like its nothing. They aren't Captain America lol

  48. Thomas Rennie

    Thomas Rennie

    9 dager siden

    the final bit in this movie was really stupid

  49. Txkagi

    Txkagi

    9 dager siden

    dont know where else to comment this but why the hell is it that hollywood actresses are always hot when playing characters or looking semi normal/casual and then you look up the actress and they look like ass because theyre all caked up with weird hair and a fancy dress on the hollywood carpet. is it just me who thinks they look 15 times worse when they dress like that vs when they dress like any other woman on the street.

  50. Miscellaneo

    Miscellaneo

    10 dager siden

    This film should have been released in the same slot as captain marvel, and captain marvel should have released in this slot. The reveal of her rescuing Iron man and nebula would have been more exciting and black widow’s death would have had more impact following the stand-alone film’s release

  51. Shawn Marcum

    Shawn Marcum

    10 dager siden

    I mean if you haven't watched endgame (its possible) you could watch this before and it might have some substance.

  52. Don Solo

    Don Solo

    10 dager siden

    Marvel went full woke, I have washed my hands of it all

  53. Pardon MaFrench

    Pardon MaFrench

    10 dager siden

    SPOILER KINDA: Would’ve been a better movie if it was about the original mission of “killing the main bad guy. I forgot his name. SPOILER!

  54. Moldy Zucchinis

    Moldy Zucchinis

    10 dager siden

    I couldnt help but be upset thinking about how much more meaningful endgame would have been if we had gotten this story beforehand. from what I heard Feige wanted to do this movie long before but a certain someone involved would not sign off.

  55. Carter Klott

    Carter Klott

    10 dager siden

    Moist Meter for Loki season 1?

  56. RadioJackal

    RadioJackal

    11 dager siden

    I just don’t like the damn movie because of politics. *sigh* it seems everything nowadays once 2020 started has to have politics involved this movie is no exception either it has so many feminist messages throughout at least I can trust penguinz opinions.

  57. Victory Nnamdi

    Victory Nnamdi

    11 dager siden

    Black window

  58. 39

    39

    11 dager siden

    I N I T I A T I N G M O I S T U R E W O O O O O O O O O O O O O OO OOOOOOO OOOOO

  59. Crowded Crouton

    Crowded Crouton

    11 dager siden

    Wow I already forgot it existed

  60. Avinash Venugopal

    Avinash Venugopal

    11 dager siden

    When Yelena was visiting Natasha's grave, I was like 'wtf how did she die? maybe they will show it in a sequel?'. Then I remembered she jumped off a cliff to save the world from a grape monster. Natasha's death was greatly overshadowed by that of Tony. Her death would've had a better impact on fans if it had been released right after civil war. Also, let's not talk much about the taskmaster. From the trailer, I thought 'he' would've been a good villain. But, uhhhhhhhhhh... yeah. Alexei was Natasha's husband in the comics but whatever, I liked his character. Nobody really cares about the mom. Yelena was used really well in the movie considering that the movie is mainly based on her sister. She was probably the best character in the movie and I'm pretty sure I'm speaking for many other people too. The post-credits scene confirm that she will be a part of at least 1 other movie in the MCU. So, apart from introducing Yelena into the MCU, I don't see the movie serving any other good purpose. Natasha and her backstory had great potential but was not utilized properly. I give it a solid 6.8252415/10.

  61. Declan Feeney

    Declan Feeney

    11 dager siden

    This movie had an interesting opening. Then we get this absolutely magnificent, black ops esque opening credits sequence. I’m hyped, I think I’m about to get a really cool spy thriller… Then it just goes down from there and becomes a generic and mediocre marvel movie. Good performances from the main 4 actors especially Florence Pugh, who was easily the best part of the movie. But not enough plot, action or emotional Investment to make the film worth watching outside of marathoning all the marvel movies. Shame really, if this was a gritty and grounded spy film about Natasha defecting and/or the Budapest mission it could have been a stand out film in the marvel catalog.

  62. Milk Beanz

    Milk Beanz

    11 dager siden

    on another note, Charlie using they for task master makes me very happy

  63. Joberto de la Rosa

    Joberto de la Rosa

    11 dager siden

    I agree with everything you said except the fact that it would have no future impact on the MCU, (spoiler) first they introduced red guardian who could be a character that has cameos in future movies or shows, second Yelena was tasked with taking out Clint Barton by Valentina the same lady who recruited John Walker as the U.S Agent, and when the haykeye show releases Yelena will more than likely be in it. And if Valentina is recruiting people we could a New Avengers team.

  64. Winsas Bro

    Winsas Bro

    11 dager siden

    My problem with this movie is that you could see in Scarjo's face that she didn't really feel like being in this movie.

  65. Sammy Kapoor

    Sammy Kapoor

    11 dager siden

    i hope this doesn’t piss me off

  66. TheDinoFighter TheDinoFighter

    TheDinoFighter TheDinoFighter

    11 dager siden

    Task Master was the only thing I think was awful about this movie

  67. Concerned Father 123

    Concerned Father 123

    11 dager siden

    charlie could rip a film apart completely, just tear into it for an hour and STILL give it at least 60%. i don't think i've ever seen a rating under 60% so a 70% must be awful.

  68. DomCM01

    DomCM01

    11 dager siden

    This movies main problem is trying to make it an origin story and a "what happed during Civil War." If they focused on just one aspect the movie woulda been better

  69. Larry Smith Jr

    Larry Smith Jr

    11 dager siden

    Should have been released after civil war and before Infinity War like when the movie takes place lol. Or they could have done a miniseries on Disney Plus exploring her past

  70. Freaking RogerZ

    Freaking RogerZ

    12 dager siden

    Florence Pugh is the only reason i can drag myself to the end of this movie

  71. Max Blonde

    Max Blonde

    12 dager siden

    Technically, there is no reason for any movie.

  72. Carlos Gortariz

    Carlos Gortariz

    12 dager siden

    i guess if you were to watch the mcu you could put the viewing order differently to squeeze this one in there and have it make black widows' arc impactful by the end and not feel like the movie is meaningless? idk.

  73. AkaLxndon

    AkaLxndon

    12 dager siden

    the movie is a good concept, and it was executed fairly well, it just should’ve been released before endgame

  74. Me Likey Dat

    Me Likey Dat

    12 dager siden

    I still want an actual black widow movie based on her backstory where she is actually young and is based on her time in the red room

  75. Idk ___

    Idk ___

    12 dager siden

    Only thing that I didn’t really like was the super fast scenes like it’s switching angels nonstop

  76. Rhett Henderson

    Rhett Henderson

    12 dager siden

    I believe the reason it didn't come out earlier is because the previous year of the MCU was against making movies with female leads.

    • Rhett Henderson

      Rhett Henderson

      12 dager siden

      head not year

  77. Luna

    Luna

    12 dager siden

    Amazing

  78. unchartedchartz

    unchartedchartz

    12 dager siden

    This specific version of Black Widow should've come out after Infinity War, instead of Antman and the Wasp. Realistically a Black Widow movie should've come out way before that though.

  79. [insert] calamity

    [insert] calamity

    12 dager siden

    Best part was my pp getting the gawk gawk 9000 while watching it

  80. imBuky

    imBuky

    12 dager siden

    did black widow exchange faces with yelena with the face incision thing? that's why she had white hair after the event. i heard that in a film theory, is it true?

  81. Kali

    Kali

    12 dager siden

    I arrived to the theater 15 minutes late and I’ve heard a lot about this intro being good lmao

    • Declan Feeney

      Declan Feeney

      11 dager siden

      It sets up the movie as a gritty spy thriller about female assassins with this really dope opening credits sequence that feels straight out of Black ops. But the movie just becomes an uninteresting and generic marvel movie

  82. Calvin Boucher

    Calvin Boucher

    12 dager siden

    This movie just got lost in the shuffle

  83. Jay Myrtle

    Jay Myrtle

    12 dager siden

    I wish they'd stop with the face disguise thing. They literally just go "oh hey you invited me into your place but oh boy i was actually someone else in disguise for 5 minutes. Got you!"

  84. Nocturnal Citrus

    Nocturnal Citrus

    12 dager siden

    Taskmaster is supposed to talk shit and crack jokes, her being silent in the movie ruined that whole ark for me

  85. the gaming one

    the gaming one

    12 dager siden

    It sucked. The character deserves more than this pile of shit.

  86. not your mum

    not your mum

    12 dager siden

    I enjoyed it but Black Widow was done real dirty by Marvel for years...her backstory is great and she deserved better. Also Taskmaster was so disappointing.

  87. Imagawa Racing

    Imagawa Racing

    12 dager siden

    The face plant on the desk lost it for me.

  88. Michał Andrzejczak

    Michał Andrzejczak

    12 dager siden

    “Grounded in reality”

  89. Mantis

    Mantis

    13 dager siden

    However David Harbor made the film good

  90. Gargoyle

    Gargoyle

    13 dager siden

    I expected the Moist Meter to be harsher, but nice nonetheless.

  91. Micah Haney

    Micah Haney

    13 dager siden

    Imagine if taskmaster had lines or emotions or a character at all instead of being a brain dead mind controlled girl

  92. bb bb

    bb bb

    13 dager siden

    With Loki they introduced the marvel multiverse so I think this movie has some weight and black widow might re appear at some point

  93. The Mad Titan

    The Mad Titan

    13 dager siden

    When Taskmaster is a more fleshed out character in his side missions in Spider-Man PS4, you know you Marvel Studios ducked up the character. I expected more great versions after that game but we ended up with a punching bag in the Avengers game and a Winter Soldier-rip off in this film.

  94. LexeComplexe

    LexeComplexe

    13 dager siden

    How the fuck space jam get 25 but crack widow get 70

  95. Aiden Neumann

    Aiden Neumann

    13 dager siden

    this movie gives me flashback to when they actually made movies and not some episode where our theories are proven wrong every week

  96. George Aschenbeck

    George Aschenbeck

    13 dager siden

    I was a little disappointed with where they went with Taskmaster's character in this movie. They weren't as an impactful character as they shoulda been. he's supposed to be this badass that should be able to put Cap on the defensive. Instead they felt...."weak" I don't mean that as they weren't strong they just shoulda been more of a challege.

  97. Sho Brown

    Sho Brown

    13 dager siden

    The main villain in this movie is like the ugly bastard in hentai 🤣

  98. FULANODETAL

    FULANODETAL

    13 dager siden

    The end of the mcu is coming

    • FULANODETAL

      FULANODETAL

      12 dager siden

      @DEBU SINHA fiesta flop and dumb 3 shows that are 3movies with 70%of filler

    • DEBU SINHA

      DEBU SINHA

      12 dager siden

      cant wait to witness it with my own eyes

  99. Vincent Clayton

    Vincent Clayton

    13 dager siden

    To me, the movie served two purposes. First, we learn how Black Widow got herself “out of the red” - how she “paid her debt” to society. Now that thousands of widow operatives have free will, she is “set free” and thus sports the blonde look instead of her traditional “in the red” locks. Second, and more financially important, Disney can spin this off to a small screen series to increase their revenue. That’s just my take. What do you think?

  100. Buzzy Boo

    Buzzy Boo

    13 dager siden

    They ruined every single conflict by having Natasha be the one fighting, cause we immediately knew she would win and suspense was lost. The smarter decision wouldve been to have her parents fight or her sister fight the main bad guys. Or maybe, just didnt do this whole lost family thing and went with an origin story focused on Budapest, cause it wouldve been 10 times better.

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