Halo 5 Is The Worst Halo Campaign

This is the greatest halo campaign
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  1. VitiminC


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    51:05 "focus fire" and all 4 of them start shooting different targets -_-

  2. Matthew Herring

    Matthew Herring

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    I utterly despise the light weapons or whatever the hell those things are. They look like toys and sound like laser tag guns with their pathetic little "Pew pew". I don't think I've ever heard a less impactful gun in any game ever.

  3. Suka Blyat

    Suka Blyat

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    Did anyone hear that welyn subscribed

  4. Microbyte


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    Why does Cortana look like she has fetal alcohol syndrome

  5. Boy


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  6. Tyrel Cameron

    Tyrel Cameron

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    Seeing this just reminds me how much 343 seemed to be actively attempting to destroy the halo franchise with this game... God this was such a horrendous clusterfuck of a campaign. Halo 4 for me was different from the previous games but not bad, not great either so I was like alright we'll give 343 a chance, see how they move forward and they moved straight into a woodchipper, with Halo 5, and now with infinite they're trying to piece those chips back together again into something they can shill to what's left of the Halo fanbase.

  7. Joshua Fausett

    Joshua Fausett

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    I can't get behind the game forcing 3 spartan bots into the gameplay just to get dragged around..

  8. Lone Wanderer

    Lone Wanderer

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    Buck was from halo 3 odst I think?

  9. Darth Frosty

    Darth Frosty

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    The cutscenes in 5 i feel really show what a spartan can actually do. Most of the halo games, while fantastic games, kind of sacrifice lore accuracy for balance and fun during gameplay, which is totally fine. But realistically a spartan can easily do what they do in the first cutscene and more. Absolute tanks of a soldier.

  10. Zach Heil

    Zach Heil

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    The story is good, the people who didn't understand it are the trash.

  11. Justin Ryan

    Justin Ryan

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    Exuberant witness is the monitor of genisis installation

  12. itsvic


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    of all time*

  13. Juwayne Bruh

    Juwayne Bruh

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    the halo 3 aesthetic will stand the test of time.

  14. TreeFallen _

    TreeFallen _

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    A h bepc eat for a

  15. J4D3 Artz

    J4D3 Artz

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    Ive never played Halo 5, and from gameplay alone, it basically looks like destiny 2.

  16. Indigo Azai

    Indigo Azai

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    I think his stray bullets did more damage to the Prometheans than all of Osiris put together

  17. Tyler Young

    Tyler Young

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    the whole force armor lockup seems more like a potential security risk rather than a potential rogue spartan failsafe

  18. ThatKirbyGuy


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    Timestamp for myself: 31:55

  19. Gaming.


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    It woulda been so much cooler at the end if arbiter said "were it so easy"

  20. Deadeye7778


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    Halo 5 comes out of nowhere killing off one of the best antagonists in the intro mission with the power of the plot armor power rangers.

  21. Euphoriam


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    Did they forget to program the AI?

  22. O49


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    How the fuck did the quality of the AI do such a huge fucking nosedive. In Reach, your team actually help and save you from near certain death. In 5, they just stand around barely shooting the targets which are right in front of them. What the hell happened...

  23. Radio Raven

    Radio Raven

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    All the AI went into the jackels.

  24. The Viking

    The Viking

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    yah guardians sucks btw the transom isn't pay to win it just has a cap which is kinda dumb

  25. Tobias Hand

    Tobias Hand

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  26. Aaron Kai Mcdonald

    Aaron Kai Mcdonald

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    I love how despite the fact that Halo how has 6 mainline games, people still remember it as a Trilogy.

    • Thomas Fernandez

      Thomas Fernandez

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      @Aaron Kai Mcdonald I mean, yeah. They're still great games though. They'll always be mainline to me.

    • Aaron Kai Mcdonald

      Aaron Kai Mcdonald

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      @Thomas Fernandez well Reach and ODST are mostly Spin-offs.

    • J-Roc Petchaow

      J-Roc Petchaow

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      Odst was really good too debatable if you count it as it's own game but MCC does.

    • Thomas Fernandez

      Thomas Fernandez

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      I wouldn't say it's a trilogy, I mean that'd leave out Reach, a really good Halo game.

  27. Adolf Gaming

    Adolf Gaming

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    Can we go back to the time of halo 2, 3, and Reach?

  28. Howard Starr

    Howard Starr

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    I’m a bit late to this party but goddam. that recap at the end spot on 👌🏽

  29. steven upthegrove

    steven upthegrove

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    Maybe it is the worst campaign but halo 5 has the best multiplayer mechanics, by far.

  30. BluWasTaken_


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    Other than the absolutely astronomically garbage take on destiny 2 this video was hilarious I fucking love these long videos keep up the good work critical I hope you do more of these 👍

  31. Valiant Outcast

    Valiant Outcast

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    I can't believe that there was no one in chat that could tell Charlie that Blue Team (the other Spartan 2's and Chief's team from before Halo CE and in between Halo CE and Halo 2), was trapped in the shield world Onyx during Halo 2, 3, and 4.

  32. Vercoz


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    The jackals are the real villains in halo tbh

  33. andy1416


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    Time for infinite to clean up what it did wrong

  34. Zhang Qetuo

    Zhang Qetuo

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    If only those jackal snipers replaced the spartan teammates.

  35. Sad _Bloøpy_ Blaap

    Sad _Bloøpy_ Blaap

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    I rlly like the better graphics in each game, but idk if I'm dumb or sum shit, but the story is a tad bit confusing lmfao😭

  36. Tinggro The Knight

    Tinggro The Knight

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    tHis video sHould Have been titled after cHarlie's Hatred towards tHe AI considering tHat took up 90% of tHe video

  37. Perzane


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    The on good thing they did with this game is the opening sequence. Fucking badass

  38. Adam Rooney

    Adam Rooney

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    For anyone wondering why the story is SO FUCKING ASS, it’s because the devs for Halo 5 didn’t even know that MOTHERFUCKING MASTER CHIEF is the main character. That’s why he’s basically a side character, and why you spend more time playing as “Generic Spartan 4”, rather than Chief.

  39. Mayor Glalie

    Mayor Glalie

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    The one random sniper grunt in the canyon siphoned off all the IQ points of every other AI in the game

  40. Luke Shepherd

    Luke Shepherd

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    For some reason this and the blood borne video always auto play after I watch his videos. I’ve probably heard this 100 times now. “Bet you didn’t expect that! The worst halo game. LET’S GOOOO!”

  41. Koby Dejewski

    Koby Dejewski

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    when vale shot him with the fuel rod and then went and hid i died

  42. O U Ter Living

    O U Ter Living

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    Its soft ball

  43. Fan Man

    Fan Man

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    Honestly I really love the spartan abilities. It just makes the game feel better and faster pace. Halo 5 was like the second game that I’ve ever played so it’s special to me. I do agree the story is pretty bad but I had a decently good time playing halo five campaign and multiplayer. Also I’m pretty sure at the end of the video you said sprint slows down the gameplay. (Something like that) I don’t know what you’re saying I’ve had a much faster pace game play while playing halo five and cod mw 2019. And I’m just gonna say it I think halo 2’s story campaign is fine. I don’t understand why people say it’s the best story ever, and probably never will. The stuff for the covenant was really cool and interesting but for the UNSC I didn’t care that much. Sergeant Johnson is pretty cool but I wouldn’t go so far as to say he’s the best game character of all time. And I think the campaign itself is also fine. I really dislike the level design and I really hate the one hit kill melee system. I think either halo reach or halo 3 I think one of the other I would say my top three favorite games. Halo and doom I really the only two franchises that I actually like and care about.

  44. Karl Doenitz

    Karl Doenitz

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    8:36 in hce Fred and Kelly were stuck on reach, and Linda was next to dead in cryo onboard the pillar of autumn. In h2 Kelly had been stolen by Halsey and taken to onyx, while Linda and Fred were in different places on earth repelling the covenant, then ran after the covies and joined Kelly on onyx. In h3 the Spartans were still stuck on onyx. And in h4 they just weren’t stationed on the infinity.

  45. TheVoice


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    The forbidden strat of letting the AI drive

  46. BruhCity


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    I have halo 5 and I agree. Campaign sucks

  47. Jeremy Miller

    Jeremy Miller

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    The Spartan 2s were trapped with Halsey on a Forerunner Shield World

  48. Katriane Halloway

    Katriane Halloway

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    Halo 5 AI vs Northstar Auto Titan in Titanfall 2

  49. Zeelow95


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    Halo 1 and 2 were the best play throughs. Halo 3 was okay. Halo 4 I couldn’t even finish… and idk what this is… anyone think halo infinite is going to be good?

  50. What A Lovely Day !

    What A Lovely Day !

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    I actually worked on this game as a tester, so this definitely takes me back. Unless you're trying to speed run by sprinting straight through the optional combat sections, it's way better to have at least one other human in your squad so you can revive each other. Watching the AI teammates slowly path toward you through a hail of gunfire was one of the most painful experiences, the other being the boss battle with multiple Warden Eternals and floating laser turrets on a solo legendary run.

  51. Offensive Operatives

    Offensive Operatives

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    i used to mark the knights as i would run around and kill the smaller ones knowing full well they would die, so i will claim forever that i beat it single player

  52. Cato Sicarius

    Cato Sicarius

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    27:33 I know I will be called a Bungie fanboy anyway but like, Transmog wasnt pay to win. its just a cosmetic system done a little bit grindier than it should be.

  53. allena torres

    allena torres

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    The giddy taurus biologically repair because result basally mourn apropos a bewildered cup. abstracted, husky ashtray

  54. Faze Gabi

    Faze Gabi

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  55. Scarlet Dreams

    Scarlet Dreams

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    Who in his chat said halo 5 is not on pc xD

  56. Patrick Garcia

    Patrick Garcia

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    The polite dry connolly offend because jute noteworthily shade lest a political blanket. mature, sore vibraphone

  57. Crisco Jesus

    Crisco Jesus

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    As soon as I started this video I let out a terribly wet fart.....fitting

  58. minivan vibes 1997 inc.

    minivan vibes 1997 inc.

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    This is far from the worst halo wtf lol

    • Cole


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      Either this or 4. Take your pick.

  59. Luna


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    Yes it is random tho

  60. Ekdromoi


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    Charlie says shoulder charge Destiny 2 players: what?

  61. XxEvolutionxX23


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    Charlie out here acting like this game fucked his dad in the mouth and caused his mother to divorce him because of it.

  62. Jon Blizko

    Jon Blizko

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    Is this game even about the halo rings anymore

  63. the007creeper 7

    the007creeper 7

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    Just upload these length videos and let ppl skim if they want edited version

  64. Justis Johnson

    Justis Johnson

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    Worse than 4??? Idk about that

  65. Layepicgamer


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    Yeah it was trash

  66. Squicx


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    The healing systems have gotta be the WORST part of this stupid game. Instead of classic Halo having the Npcs somewhat immune to enemies, you gotta parent everyone if they lose their health or worse, you gotta WAIT for someone to revive you. That's just stupid

  67. Jamie Scheuermann

    Jamie Scheuermann

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    Warden Eternal is the most beta third wheel enemy I've ever seen, aside from chief he is one of Cortanas top simps. Not even marines are scared of him.

  68. Vaughn Holmes

    Vaughn Holmes

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    My guy read Fall of Reach!!

  69. Digital Liquid

    Digital Liquid

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    38:32 i'm gonna shit my pants from laughter lmfao

  70. Eva 01

    Eva 01

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    Buck: (Dies) Vale: *I’ll save you Charlie senpai*

  71. ActuallyJdv


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    This man has clearly never played halo 4 if he thinks this is the worst

  72. ThatOneDeadToaster


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    I'm 2 minutes in and I can say with confidence that the commentary is more entertaining than the actual story

  73. BluJay58


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    In lore, there are Spartan 2s and 3s. They were literally in the background of every single halo game aside from 4. They help chief get back to earth in CE (I think), and defend earth during 2 and 3. During 4 they were chilling until chief comes back. The reason why there are so few is because they all died young or during the human-covenant war. Also guardians are galactic peace keepers that would annihilate people if they weren’t peaceful. Which is pretty weird.

  74. UV BlackLight

    UV BlackLight

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  75. bloomsiee


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    halo 3 and halo reach were the best

  76. Kairu_Kilofski


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    An explanation for why there was only one Spartan 2 between Halo 1 and 4 is that the other Spartan 2's are located on other planets or other parts of Earth to those visited and do not make it to New Mombasa around the relatively short amounts of time that the Covenant/Flood is on earth. There is actually a second Spartan 2 in Halo 1 that is not seen but is in the healing in the stasis pod next to chief (this also serves as a player 2 in co-op.

  77. Grifflez


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    Seeing all these waves of Prometheans is reminding me of Bungie originally wanting to stuff more big battle scenes into Halo 2 and Halo 3 Uhh, I think I'm fine with how those turned out compared to this. I know he's playing legendary but this is still a bit excessive.

  78. BigAnnoy


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    It always bugs me how the ar makes the br sound in the cutscene where the kill jul 'mdama

  79. Malazan


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    The scary thing is 343 are the same developers making Halo Infinite...

  80. Malazan


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    Halo4 and 5 are the worst games period because they are made by 343 not the original Bungie nerds... This is why I have my doubts for Infinite but I am hoping its good!!

  81. LeoPlay117


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    Cortana in all of the other Halo games: A super intelligent AI made by the UNSC to help them stop the Covenant Cortana in Halo 5: *villain*

  82. G Sleazy

    G Sleazy

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    Strong opinion here but it looks like the texture of overwatch, UI of goodole Halo, ai from.... Idk where they got the team bot code.... But even if it has the Halo feel and gameplay every time I see the jump forward boost I can only picture genji or hanzo... Like where did the development team get scraped from the bottom of a random bucket somewhere? Why don't you have plain 'agro/ defense formation/ (actual) target focus.../ And at least "close range assault"?' As far as commanding on lay point regroup idk what practical crap they booted from during development. th5e ai kills my love for the franchise I know it's legendary but still starwars battlefront seemed to have relatively tighter team function than what this is... I still can only see overwatch skinned all on the map. Idk I'm Weird

  83. Zac Butterworth

    Zac Butterworth

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    Okay so absolutely no one cares but here's what Fred Linda and Kelly were doing during the main games. In Reach all of the Remaining spartan 2s were on the planet for a special mission but it was interrupted by the covenant attack, so the entire force was split equally into two teams for the battle. Linda and Chief were in one, Fred and Kelly were in the other. Fall of Reach happens, we lose, Chief evacuates on the autumn and he takes Linda (who was seriously injured and put in cryosleep) with him. So Halo 1 happens as normal and Linda spends the whole thing in one of the pods chief is in at the start. He picks her up on the way out somehow, and heads back to Reach. Meanwhile Fred and Kelly survived the battle and were still with Dr. Halsey on reach. They all meet up do some stuff in the time between CE and 2. Halo 2 happens and while Chief is on Cairo station for the award ceremony Fred, Linda, and Kelly are getting interrogated by ONI (space CIA). Battle of Earth happens they're sent to the fight but by the time they get there Chief has already left with Johnson and Miranda to go chase the prophet of regret. So while Chief is off getting smoked by jackal snipers they all fight at the battle of earth before they're sent on a mission to investigate some forerunner stuff that might turn the tide of the war. They get stuck inside a giant forerunner artificial planet (massive paraphrase) and they spend the rest of the war there. Chief crashes on Earth cue Halo 3. Arbiter goes stab stab, Halo goes brrrr, Chief is stranded in space and the wars over. Meanwhile Fred Linda and Kelly are rescued and start going on missions again despite being offered retirement. Halo 4 happens Chief stops the Diadact and makes it back home. Hes offered retirement and declines too. Blue team is reunited and Halo 5 starts.

  84. Spooky Da Scary

    Spooky Da Scary

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    Aye snickefritz I’ve always wondered what that bud would taste like

  85. Aizen Sōsuke

    Aizen Sōsuke

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    Imagine master chief down on the ground and says "help, I've fallen and I can't get up"

  86. TheMadMarcellos


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    Did Charlie just discover Halo or what

  87. Devin Johnson

    Devin Johnson

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    Charlie: "At least shoot the generator to save me some fucking ammo" Tanaka: *sacrifices herself to holy lands*

    • Devin Johnson

      Devin Johnson

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      @sonlereas dilereas 40:06

    • sonlereas dilereas

      sonlereas dilereas

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      What time was this at?

  88. Achilles Immortal

    Achilles Immortal

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    All three Spartan II's were either definitely dead or missing presumed dead before the final credits rolled in Halo 1. All 3 died in the first two books ever written in the Halo universe. Glad to see being a corpse on the Pillar of Autumn when the reactor exploded destroying an ancient planet sized superweapon didn't hurt Linda tho. Walked it off pretty well.

  89. Steve s

    Steve s

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    If you think that ai is bad you have obviously never played X-Men for nes.

  90. tyler edwin

    tyler edwin

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    "Why doesn't he just throw the armor lock thing on him" **Were it so easy**

    • Syphon Warlock

      Syphon Warlock

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      Someone made a video where MC did that. It was pretty cool.

  91. Skevey Is here

    Skevey Is here

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  92. It's Jackieboi

    It's Jackieboi

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    That was tight!

  93. Qwazplop


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    Halo 5 is basically the Xbox version of gmod, the story is shit but it’s actual gameplay is fine.

  94. Cein Poo

    Cein Poo

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    Is halo 5 the modern version of Diekatana ?

  95. Solan Castro

    Solan Castro

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    Moist I think you’re a couple years late

  96. StopShot Studios

    StopShot Studios

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    38:10 is the funniest moment in the entire video

  97. Fuze them all

    Fuze them all

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    Red vs Blue is more canon than 5

  98. greasycheese24 the III

    greasycheese24 the III

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    The team A.I. in Earth Defense Force 2017 is pretty awful

  99. gamer_ vallu

    gamer_ vallu

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    left 4 dead Ai in versus is absolute shit the bots would do circles and but their asses in our faces when we were down and refused to revive us

    • gamer_ vallu

      gamer_ vallu

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      and watch us die