Don't Be Mad At Me

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  1. Kieran Smithson

    Kieran Smithson

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    Get a bum gun. Spray that shit off. Most effective and efficient and satisfying way!

  2. Checkmate

    Checkmate

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    I thought this discussion was an old tumblr post the just recently resurfaced.

  3. Yanden Jav

    Yanden Jav

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    I used to wipe back-to-front until my mom told me i could get an infection like that. I do it now and then and wiping front-to-back just feels so disgustingly weird to me

  4. LALA (๑˙❥˙๑)

    LALA (๑˙❥˙๑)

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    The 1k dislikes are the people who got mad at Charlie

  5. Caleb Cantu

    Caleb Cantu

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    Sitter

  6. Fishfan 2

    Fishfan 2

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    I'm a squat wiper

  7. the dude

    the dude

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    YT won't let me comment, and why? Is poo now bad?...

  8. Aaron Jamaleldine

    Aaron Jamaleldine

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    i don’t use toilet paper. I use water. a bidet

  9. barry mccaca

    barry mccaca

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    imagine wiping lol couldnt be me i leave the residual p0op to dry until it falls off

  10. Ninja Penguin

    Ninja Penguin

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    You guys wipe? Well then how in heck do you keep warm in winter?????

  11. chen hao

    chen hao

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    squat when pooping and cleaning using water and my hand [ i dont use toilet paper just spray it with water and like wash it with your hand and wash your hand after]

  12. Little Kitty

    Little Kitty

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    can u make a wiping technique tier list

  13. Hamez

    Hamez

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    Standing give a you a much better angle I have no idea what you talking about

  14. Redline

    Redline

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    I haven’t laughed this hard for a long time. Great upload Charlie. 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  15. god

    god

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    I stand to wipe cause I don’t want my hand to touch the toilet

  16. shnikelthepickle gaming

    shnikelthepickle gaming

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    I’m shitting rn

  17. Icup Sharma

    Icup Sharma

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    Indians watching this: interesting

  18. mathew Hendricks

    mathew Hendricks

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    youd definitely get shit on your hand sitting

  19. Wasted Bread

    Wasted Bread

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    Standing is much better.

  20. Kid Kadian

    Kid Kadian

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    Damn son… Asking the real questions we need answer for

  21. Min Haddock

    Min Haddock

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    I've always imagined the standing wipers to do the Captain Morgan's stand on the side of the tub or with the toilet seat down to get their butts cleaned. Why? We aren't even supposed to be sitting to go #2. Our bodies are made to squat. That's why there's the Squatty Potty.

  22. John Doe

    John Doe

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    Any man with anger is a woman. 😂

  23. FechOgen

    FechOgen

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    Standing wipers are disgusting subhuman trash

  24. mice companion

    mice companion

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    World needs wikipedia article about ass wiping schools, different techniques and used materials / installations and philosophy behind all this shitwork. Someday it may help mankind to make a huge step forward

  25. KeklordTV

    KeklordTV

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    Wiping should not be done

  26. Even Hval Masovn

    Even Hval Masovn

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    im not mad charlie im just disapointed *shakes head*

  27. Random Edits

    Random Edits

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    Just use a bidet man.

  28. Reverend Swanson

    Reverend Swanson

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    Why is back to front weird?

  29. Waffle Lord

    Waffle Lord

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    this guy got a million views talking about ass wiping wtf

  30. Fernando Mendez

    Fernando Mendez

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    just to say it we sit to not get shit on our legs

  31. louise grisolia

    louise grisolia

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    good vid but i think i missed this bc of the algorithm but like is that still a thing??

    • louise grisolia

      louise grisolia

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      omfg i didnt realize there would be a flight attendant demo hahaha

  32. Daniel Castillo

    Daniel Castillo

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    Most effective way to wipe is go into the shower and turn on the water

  33. Molashen

    Molashen

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    aight sitting shitters, do you shit sitting or squatting? Im a squatter myself

  34. Carter Rhule

    Carter Rhule

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    this is the content the people need

  35. codetaku -

    codetaku -

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    I was a standing wiper for a long time, but like, once you've tried it all, you know for sure: *bidet gang*

  36. TriGN

    TriGN

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    Standing wiper here, back when Schlatt made a big deal about this I tried sitting wipe, and no I'm still gonna stand

  37. Annastasia c:

    Annastasia c:

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    Am I really a sociopath like if u do it right nothing bad happens I got a urinary tract infection once n it was from sweating my ass off working everyday so I’m aware of how e a s y it is to contract UTI’s from the ‘cross contamination’ considering a wee bit of sweat is enough to contract it but…..I’ve never ?? ANYONe here, if you rly think I’d keep wiping back to front if I got shit on my hoochie- no- I would be scarred n stop immediately. Anyone here able to back me up? Any fellow sociopaths

  38. Jared K

    Jared K

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    Anyone else lie down to wipe? After pinching a big hefty loaf, it is more comfortable for me to crawl off the toilet and go sniper prone. Move my left leg forward and reach back with the TP in my right hand.

  39. The Lyrics of this Song

    The Lyrics of this Song

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    bruh people still using toilet paper in states. i am from the Japanese bidet gang

  40. brook

    brook

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    back to front wipers are all insufficient human beings and will be killed off by natural selection.

  41. japelli

    japelli

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    Meanwhile in the phillipines....

  42. Plazm aero

    Plazm aero

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    What a weird discussion. Such a discussion critikal would sometime talk about

  43. Billy Hamby

    Billy Hamby

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    Wait does this me he shits so aggressively all the tim that the shit is on the inside of his cheeks

  44. Twiquil

    Twiquil

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    I used the sitting technique when I was like 10, then my hand kept getting stuck in the water and I have used the standing technique since then

  45. Kuroikr

    Kuroikr

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    Am so sad to say that I was not taught the proper way to wipe wtf was i going though my legs

  46. Seba Chong

    Seba Chong

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    No. The best technique is going through the balls

  47. Hazim Fadhilah

    Hazim Fadhilah

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    I'm so glad I'm born in a country where water hoses exists in toilets

  48. Bandiz Nuts

    Bandiz Nuts

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    Hmm...I start sitting and then stand while peeling one cheek, wipe gooch to top of crack, then top of crack to hole. If it's hot you've gotta floss and detail the entire leg crease/back sack area, I could probably ring out my nuts like a gym shirt in the summer and you don't want to miss a spot when you're sweaty, then you've got a whole brown sauce issue to deal with and nobody wants that.

  49. PMRFT

    PMRFT

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    Now the next question is how do you prep the toilet paper? You a folding guy or an ball it up guy?

  50. PMRFT

    PMRFT

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    So I was actually trained to sit and wipe but somewhere down the road I actually started standing and wasnt till I was about 19 that I remembered I actually used to sit so yeah now Im back to sitting

  51. MASTER YI

    MASTER YI

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    They don't?

  52. Lickmybutthole666 Satanbaby

    Lickmybutthole666 Satanbaby

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    I stand up because it feels more satisfyiinh

  53. El D

    El D

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    Sneed

  54. Secret Name

    Secret Name

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    So I’m a sociopath

  55. VanBogan

    VanBogan

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    Back to front is fine if you know what you're doing lol. I'm not gonna scrap my arse pushing front to back.

  56. JumpTrash

    JumpTrash

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    as a person who has never had the luxury of a bidet, i cant believe that more people dont use baby wipes. literal savages only use tp

  57. Dylan Campbell

    Dylan Campbell

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    Lmao there’s ppl out here putting their hand in shit filled water cuz the to dumb to wipe there ass and think that it’s not there fault like either way up or down idc but how can’t you not do it like gross and what???😂😂😂

  58. I like shuckles

    I like shuckles

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    I believe that the way of wiping depends on the toilet you learn on

  59. Dusty Honey

    Dusty Honey

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    Sometimes I sit to wipe and sometimes I stand to wipe.

  60. Primorock

    Primorock

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    Ngl the way Charlie explained it really makes me want to try sit wiping but idk it's something I've done my whole life so while I'll try it I don't think I can fully convert

  61. bsye375

    bsye375

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    I was a stander until I learned that people sit and it was an actual epiphany. Like all at once I realized “of course it is better to sit”

  62. Anii

    Anii

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    You literally can't wipe back to front as a woman... I mean you can- but you'll get an infection

  63. Master Mirror

    Master Mirror

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    I have say, I am on Charlie’s side 1000% hahahaha. I have always been a sitting wiper and I don’t understand how people can stand and wipe and I agree with him as well when it’s better because when you stand up your cheeks close and you get shit all up in your crack 😂😂😂😂

  64. Justin Earl

    Justin Earl

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    Laughs in bidet

  65. spongta s

    spongta s

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    Me as a bidet user does not stand and use bidet

  66. Anthony K

    Anthony K

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    What about toilet paper? Does everyone fold it so that there’s double layering and protection against crap?

  67. Mandis

    Mandis

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    I sit down and put my hand through the hole and scoop it from back to fron

  68. NL

    NL

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    i confess, i am a standing wiper... though i used to be a frog crouch shitter

  69. Alex Garcia

    Alex Garcia

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    Hb the squatter clan?

  70. LightningStyle *-*

    LightningStyle *-*

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    Do people not do back to front? Yall are digusting if you wipe up

  71. Noobmaster69

    Noobmaster69

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    Ive always been standing and only now i realize i was the weird one

  72. Fue the great

    Fue the great

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    Im mad at you

  73. thryu

    thryu

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    Another reason why standing to wipe is inferior: there are times you might be stuck with cheap toilet paper that crumbles into little beads and falls off while you're wiping. If you're standing, that potentially fecal-encrusted detritus has a much higher chance of falling all over including on your clothes, legs, and the floor. But if you're sitting, it's probably going to fall in the toilet bowl or at least on the seat where it can be brushed into the bowl without much effort.

  74. Jada Hernandez

    Jada Hernandez

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    DATME: ok.me/ehOj -p-o-r-n--s-e-x----۞ CHOOSE YOUR DREAM GIRL !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね!#1万人を超える人が見ていたも ん(#笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです! #この日のライブ配信は、 #かならりやばかったですね! #1万人を超える人が見ていたもん( #笑) #やっぱり人参最高! #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾

  75. Gideon Sinaga

    Gideon Sinaga

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    Me, who use water hose: "hmmm, interesting...."

  76. Michael Runde

    Michael Runde

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    Well Charlie maybe I wasn’t born as smart as you 😂

  77. Legend no Densetsu

    Legend no Densetsu

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    Wiping sitting down: put your hand in the water to dip the paper, then use it to wipe there you go now you know

  78. Renku Panda

    Renku Panda

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    "An extra step to stand." Charlie! You stand up to get off the toilet anyways! Do you think we sit back down after we wipe? No. We just pull our pants up and wash our hands. Like everyone does!

  79. Elitrix

    Elitrix

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    Nobody gets off the toilet and squat to wipe with baby wipes?????

  80. C D

    C D

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    Good we agree on sitting, BUT it’s more efficient to wipe back to front and then when thats clear give the front to back a wipe to really check. Most people think u clean your self by wiping one way but you starfish is like a bowl u have to get all sides. Go back to front and then when that’s clear give it a front to back check, then ur good

  81. El Gee

    El Gee

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    sitting wiper

  82. popporooful

    popporooful

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    Bidet (hand held at that) is the only way to go.

  83. Orthane

    Orthane

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    I have no idea how you're even supposed to wipe while sitting. And wiping front to back just sucks.

  84. MightyOwl

    MightyOwl

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    how the fuck do you wipe sitting down?

  85. Silver

    Silver

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    I actually have no idea how I wipe my ass. Like, I never even paid attention to it. Am I a stand-wiper? Am I a sit-wiper? Who knows...

    • MightyOwl

      MightyOwl

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      you are a sit-wiper.

  86. Fenic H1

    Fenic H1

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    I was in agreement with Charli while I was watching this like yea fuck people who wipe back to front we can all agree with that..... The issues started when I took my morning shit the next day and realized holy fuck I am my own nightmare, as I wiped starting from the crack ending at my ball sack... I'm the enemy

  87. Alex Crawford

    Alex Crawford

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    I used to be a standing wiper, no matter the circumstances. I then became and intellectual and started to wipe sitting down. I have never looked back since.

  88. Gabriella Rogers

    Gabriella Rogers

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    DATME: ok.me/ehOj -p-o-r-n--s-e-x----۞ CHOOSE YOUR DREAM GIRL !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね!#1万人を超える人が見ていたも ん(#笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです! #この日のライブ配信は、 #かならりやばかったですね! #1万人を超える人が見ていたもん( #笑) #やっぱり人参最高! #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾

  89. therence sawadogo(aka lordbovyn)

    therence sawadogo(aka lordbovyn)

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    My girlfriend : I'm sure he is cheating on me Me: watching Jesus teach me how to wipe my ass

  90. careezmuh

    careezmuh

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    invested in a bidet and man….total game changer

  91. Ahmad Annous

    Ahmad Annous

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    Just get a Bidet

  92. Utthej J

    Utthej J

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    wait people wipe their ass..

  93. MC T!TT!ES

    MC T!TT!ES

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    You're a literal psychopath if you stand to wipe.

  94. Beanbees

    Beanbees

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    Its good to know that Charlie is one of use

  95. Puppy Puppington

    Puppy Puppington

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    Back to front isnt bad if you do it right. You don’t literally wipe it to your genitals. You “pinch” with your thumb and index finger and stop at the hole with wipies.

  96. Puppy Puppington

    Puppy Puppington

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    Chocolate Starfish always sounded like a legit band from the 70s/80s to me. Like Jefferson Aeroplane

  97. BrawlerMania

    BrawlerMania

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    Filipinos: 👀

  98. Thunders Fruits Graffiti

    Thunders Fruits Graffiti

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    Who here uses bidets?

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